I’m just sorry I can’t go this time, having been completely put off by some of the appalling behaviour of Catchup’s fellow countrymen. I know that you’re a lovely and a jolly decent sort, Catchup, but I’m just hyper-wary of the US of A at the moment.
Dug, consider how much trouble Twoflower got Rincewind into ... and then RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Also, one of the Twoflowers doesn't wear glasses. Twoflowers is almost proverbial for his glasses. Hmm ... the glasses-less Twoflower seems distinctly under-chuffed (and under-whelmed). Perhaps it's his first con?
OTOH, I am impressed by the matching outfits (particularly the shirts) and by the design for the imp-powered iconograph.