So this morning, while leafing through the guide to Ankh-Morpork, I started thinking about trolls.
As we know, on the Disc, trolls are made from some kind of rock. (Well, except Tethys - but he's a different kettle of fish.) And yet, in Tolkien's LOTR legendarium, trolls are organic life-forms. (Bert, Tom and William all eat flesh, even if they turn into stone by sunlight).
Is there a difference between these trolls? *wonders* I know that in Norse myth, trolls are immobile rocks by day and only come to life at night, so Tolkien's version is consistent with that. So ... did Terry simply take the idea further (i.e. trolls stay rocky all the time)?
I just had an idea for a story I'm writing. Suppose my main character (MC) is stealthily moving through the forest, but there's a patch of gravel come up ahead. She doesn't want to be noticed, so she kicks a gravel stone away -- and as it bounces, she hears a little "Ouch!" and a lot of swearing. Then a standing stone nearby says: "That was my little baby girl Substrate, you know."
"Oops! Sorry."
"It's no trouble, she's not hurt. She'll bounce back. Actually, she did." Pause. "You humans don't watch where you step."
Then the gravel stone returns back to its place, and a tiny voice complains: "I could've been hurt, you know."
"No you couldn't," says the troll dad.
"Yeah I could! I could've ended up in some snake's gullet." Pause. "All right, it wouldn't hurt, but it'd have been a hassle getting out of there."
Troll dad turns to MC and gives an expansive, stony shrug. "Kids of today, eh? What an imagination my little pebble has."
...and so on. I'm not sure where it might go from there, but it could be fun. Or maybe just be a distraction.
What do you think?
As we know, on the Disc, trolls are made from some kind of rock. (Well, except Tethys - but he's a different kettle of fish.) And yet, in Tolkien's LOTR legendarium, trolls are organic life-forms. (Bert, Tom and William all eat flesh, even if they turn into stone by sunlight).
Is there a difference between these trolls? *wonders* I know that in Norse myth, trolls are immobile rocks by day and only come to life at night, so Tolkien's version is consistent with that. So ... did Terry simply take the idea further (i.e. trolls stay rocky all the time)?
I just had an idea for a story I'm writing. Suppose my main character (MC) is stealthily moving through the forest, but there's a patch of gravel come up ahead. She doesn't want to be noticed, so she kicks a gravel stone away -- and as it bounces, she hears a little "Ouch!" and a lot of swearing. Then a standing stone nearby says: "That was my little baby girl Substrate, you know."

"Oops! Sorry."
"It's no trouble, she's not hurt. She'll bounce back. Actually, she did." Pause. "You humans don't watch where you step."
Then the gravel stone returns back to its place, and a tiny voice complains: "I could've been hurt, you know."
"No you couldn't," says the troll dad.
"Yeah I could! I could've ended up in some snake's gullet." Pause. "All right, it wouldn't hurt, but it'd have been a hassle getting out of there."
Troll dad turns to MC and gives an expansive, stony shrug. "Kids of today, eh? What an imagination my little pebble has."
...and so on. I'm not sure where it might go from there, but it could be fun. Or maybe just be a distraction.
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