What the heck?

I replied to this yesterday, as well as other topics, but it looks like all my replies are gone?

I don't think I broke
THAT many forum rules - in fact, I don't think I broke any.

So what's going on, eh?
At any rate, I had a very well-reasoned and well-put mini-rant about Dug's contention that someone might trip over the Feegles at Pterry's feet. But my rant got et.
C'est la vie, as our Gallic cousins would say. So now, I shall use my Robe and Staff of Post-Mortem Communication +5 to try and resurrect it!
I was
trying to say that people who do things like trip over a statue have no-one but themselves to blame, and shouldn't sue. Whatever happened to personal responsibility? I tripped over an improperly-laid flagstone on the pavement this morning on the way to work, but did I sue the council? No! I simply righted myself and went on my way to work.
But blaming a statue, or the sculptor, or the council, or anyone else for your own misfortune is ridiculous. It reminds me of a story I read once about an ancient Greek statue that was put on trial for murder. I couldn't remember the name of the person in the statue, but Wikipedia came to the rescue:
Theagenes of Thasos (an ancient Greek olympian -Ed.) was renowned for his extraordinary strength and swiftness... he became distinguished in every kind of athletic contest, and gained numerous victories at the Olympian, Pythian, Nemean, and Isthmian games. Altogether he was said to have won 1300 crowns... the popular story among the Thasians was that Heracles (aka Hercules -Ed.) was his father...
A curious story is told by Pausanias about a statue of Theagenes made by Glaucias of Aegina. There was a man on Thasos who had a grudge against Theagenes, and scourged the statue by way of revenge. One night, the statue fell upon this man, killing him.
The statue was put on trial for murder and exiled by being thrown into the sea, but was later recovered, because the Delphic oracle had declared that the country would remain in a period of barrenness until they restored the statue... The statue in Thasos became the focus of a hero cult and was said to have healing properties.
Should we, as a human race, resort to legal proceedings because we injure ourselves by tripping over a statue? Should be be as superstitious (or more so!) than the ancient Greeks? Sigh.
But perhaps we can defuse it with humour. Perhaps, if anyone
does trip over the Feegles, there could be a little plaque that would read:
"Ahahahahaha!! Ahahahahaha!!! Ahahahahaha!!!!
BEWARE!!!!!
Yrs,
The Opera Ghost"
What do you think of that, eh?
