I recall a comment somewhere that pTerry couldn't come up with anything funny to write about taxes, so he switched to trains.
Gee, I don't know. I recall Vetinari (in
Jingo) talking about getting the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo. (And all he gets these days is moo).
I've worked in accounting for 17 years, and I agree that most of it is a day-to-day grind. But sometimes, people ask you the stupidest questions. Like (and what I would love to say, if I could, in italics):
- *whiny* "Do I
have to pay my invoice?"
(No, we just send it to you for fun)
- (When I worked in a company that ran courses) "I didn't want to do the course, so I went to the football instead."
(How nice for you, but did you tell anyone? No? Then you still have to pay)
- After telling me their life story for 20 minutes: "Which course should I do -- the one in Sydney or the one in Melbourne?"
(I don't care. Pick one)
- (After reading off the screen and telling the customer that her 6 invoices total $105, she says - very condescendingly...) "Are you
sure? Did you add it up
yourself?" (No, but now I apply the Idiot Tax. Your total is now $120)
- "
But I sent you cash in the mail! Why is my invoice not paid?!?"
(I don't know where to start)
- "Why is my bill so high?!"
('Cos maths)
- "Why is my bill so low? It wasn't that low last month!"
('Cos maths)
- "F*** OFF, YOU MOTHER-LOVING PIPE-CLEANER!!! I'LL PAY IT WHEN I WANT TO!!!" *slams phone down*
(OK, lady. You do you)
- (from when I was working in a hospital) "How do you know my name?! How do you know my number?! You're STALKING me, aren't you?!? ADMIT IT! I'M GONNA SUE YOU!!! I'm gonna take you to the International Court of Human Rights!!!" *slams phone down*
(Jesus, lady. Chill. All that because of a bill of an X-ray)
And, my personal favourite (from when I was working in a hospital) ...
- *very angrily* "Why are you messing with my medication?!?!"
(Sigh. I work in accounts, lady. I don't have access to your medication. But it sounds like you need more)
Sorry, I know this is long. I need a hug. =(