This is my own poll Pooh... ;)

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Should Pooh Be Spanked?

  • Should Pooh AND Kakaze be Spanked?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Should Pooh AND Kakaze AND Chris.ph be Spanked?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Who wants to volunteer to be the Spanker?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • What is a Spanking?

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  • Total voters
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Batty

Sergeant
Feb 17, 2009
4,154
0
2,600
East Anglia
#2
As long as they don't enjoy it too much, you should just practise your arm swing and 'go for it'! Form an orderly queue, please! ...
 

Jan Van Quirm

Sergeant-at-Arms
Nov 7, 2008
8,524
0
2,800
Dunheved, Kernow
www.janhawke.me.uk
#6
My views have already been stated in 2 other places today and so I haven't voted - am trying to think of something that doesn't involve

a) physical effort and/or pain on my part ;)
b) something that would be far, far, worse and put pooh off glo paint for life - possibly involving Sarah Palin and GW :twisted: :twisted:
c) paying vast sums of money for steak to lure Troy away for long enough to give Chris a good seeing to :eek:
d) thinking too much about the ethics of doing a webcast :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 
Dec 31, 2008
1,289
0
2,100
Japan
#7
I voted for the second one too, provided the spanker wears a day-glo anime costume
 
#8
Jan Van Quirm said:
My views have already been stated in 2 other places today and so I haven't voted - am trying to think of something that doesn't involve

a) physical effort and/or pain on my part ;)
b) something that would be far, far, worse and put pooh off glo paint for life - possibly involving Sarah Palin and GW :twisted: :twisted:
c) paying vast sums of money for steak to lure Troy away for long enough to give Chris a good seeing to :eek:
d) thinking too much about the ethics of doing a webcast :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Poor Jan... *secretly votes for live webcast*
 

Dotsie

Sergeant-at-Arms
Jul 28, 2008
8,869
85
2,850
#12
Ditto. Best that I not get involved. When I spank someone, they stay spanked.
 

Jan Van Quirm

Sergeant-at-Arms
Nov 7, 2008
8,524
0
2,800
Dunheved, Kernow
www.janhawke.me.uk
#15
I think we're passing on the seeing to Chris - sorry about getting your hopes up! :laugh:

I don't see that you deserve a spanking anyway - certainly not as much as certain gentlemen in Tokyo and - Oregon now is it? :rolleyes:
 
Dec 31, 2008
1,289
0
2,100
Japan
#20
Check out Sodegaura on the map.

(My CV may not be as impressive as Chris', but it's close. I don't need to tell porkies!) 8)
 

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