EW Honours April Fools Day

[Bouncy Castle]

Been a bit slow lately aside from the Mad Men drama. So in honor of April Fools Day, below is our prayer to the TV gods: A dirty dozen of online traffic-boosting headlines we’d like to see:

– Lost prequel announced: Peninsula-set reboot to explain everything

– NBC reveals shocking new The Office boss: Dave Chappelle!

– Fox: “We screwed up, let’s bring back Firefly“

– The Glee and Grey’s Anatomy crossover wedding: Yes, it’s happening!

– Farscape resumes production

– Mitch Hurwitz: “There is no Arrested Development movie, we’ve totally been f—ing with you”

– Axe body spray blamed in tragic Jersey Shore nightclub fire: Will cast appear on TV again?

– Surprise! Syfy changes name back to Sci Fi Channel

– Nielsen rocked by payola scandal: Fringe and Chuck are actually TV’s most-watched shows

– HBO, Showtime abandon pay TV model: All shows now free

– Josh Holloway cast as Han Solo in Star Wars live-action TV series

– Charlie Sheen fired from Two and a Half Men after declaring himself a Vatican Assassin Warlock in crazy radio rants— oh, wait…

 

[deldaisy]

Dr Who new series opens with shock episode!!!

Matt Smith as Dr Who was all just a crazy dream.... David Tennant returns in the central role.

 

[Tonyblack]

I didn't even understand most of those.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

Dr Who new series opens with shock episode!!!

Matt Smith as Dr Who was all just a crazy dream.... David Tennant returns in the central role.

He can't come back - he's too busy changing sh*tty nappies!!

 

[pip]

Good list Bouncy. You should run a production company

 

[deldaisy]

Dr Who new series opens with shock episode!!!

Matt Smith as Dr Who was all just a crazy dream.... David Tennant returns in the central role.

He can't come back - he's too busy changing sh*tty nappies!!

WHAT??????????
Not only did he MARRY her... he had "relations of a sexual nature with her" that resulted in a BABY??????????????????

OMG! When did they have a baby!!!!!!!

 

[poohcarrot]

I didn't even understand most of those.

I didn't understand any of those!

 

[poohcarrot]

No, I lied. I understood the last one only.

 

[WannabeAngua]

Dr Who new series opens with shock episode!!!

Matt Smith as Dr Who was all just a crazy dream.... David Tennant returns in the central role.

That would be lovely though *sigh*

 

[Bouncy Castle]

I can just about cope with Matt Smith (though having DT back would be lovely), but would be quite content if they dropped Amy Pond out of the Tardis half way across the universe, and didn't go back to rescue her.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

Good list Bouncy. You should run a production company

It's taken years of arduous training to perfect the art of copy and paste!

 

[pip]

Very important job skill

 

[Bouncy Castle]

I think so!

 

[deldaisy]

Good list Bouncy. You should run a production company

It's taken years of arduous training to perfect the art of copy and paste!

and always remembering to put the lid on the glue pot! Thats important!

 

[WannabeAngua]

I can just about cope with Matt Smith (though having DT back would be lovely), but would be quite content if they dropped Amy Pond out of the Tardis half way across the universe, and didn't go back to rescue her.

You wicked thing you :twisted:

But honestly, The Doctor can do about anything - why can't he, just for once, re-regenerate into an earlier version?

 

[meerkat]

I use one of those glue pots with a brush on the lid!

 

[Bouncy Castle]

I can just about cope with Matt Smith (though having DT back would be lovely), but would be quite content if they dropped Amy Pond out of the Tardis half way across the universe, and didn't go back to rescue her.

You wicked thing you :twisted:

But honestly, The Doctor can do about anything - why can't he, just for once, re-regenerate into an earlier version?

Coz most of 'em are dead!!

 

[deldaisy]

Well I don't think Angua and I are talking about Pertwee or Davidson.... but David Tennant is alive.... very much so.... and still adorable.... and ...

YEAH !! WHY can't he come back!!!!!

 

[Tonyblack]

So what does EW stand for?

 

[WannabeAngua]

I can just about cope with Matt Smith (though having DT back would be lovely), but would be quite content if they dropped Amy Pond out of the Tardis half way across the universe, and didn't go back to rescue her.

You wicked thing you :twisted:

But honestly, The Doctor can do about anything - why can't he, just for once, re-regenerate into an earlier version?

Coz most of 'em are dead!!

Yeah, well those who are dead dead I don't care so much about. But if you mean dead as in disintegrated by the regeneration - as I said, The Doctor would surely be able to work around that tiny problem.