Hetalia lyrics (Fill in the blanks for whatever book or...

[Beyond Birthday]

Hetalia lyrics (Fill in the blanks for whatever book or...series!)

For those who don't know Hetalia is an anime where countries are represented as people. For example America is an egotist with a love for hamburgers and is a ditz and Britain constantly mocks America and occasionally daydreams about being surrounded by mystical creatures (your enjoyment of the show depends on how much you can stand national stereotypes and sensitive parts of history depicted as camping).

At the end of each episode there is a seperate theme song for each country which fills in the blanks at certain parts. Change whichever parts you like to depict whatever book or series in a stereotyped way! The song goes like this (for America):

"Hey hey daddy, get me a cola

Hey hey mommy, hey hey mommy

That freshly-baked apple pie,

I will never forget the taste of it!"


Draw a circle, it's the Earth,

Draw a circle, it's the Earth,

Draw a circle, it's the Earth,

I am America




Draw a circle, it's the Earth,

Looking closely, it’s the Earth

Or maybe, it’s the Earth

I am the hero


Ah, with just one brushstroke,

You can see all of the wonderful world

Where the beef and dreams are both supersized!

America

So an example of a lyrics change would be this (For Eragon (even though I hate Eragon))

"Hey hey father, get me veggies!

Hey hey mother, hey hey mother

That turnip soup,

I will never forget the taste of it!"


Draw a circle, it's the Earth,

Draw a circle, it's the Earth,

Draw a circle, it's the Earth,

I am Eragon!




Draw a circle, it's the Earth,

Looking closely, it’s the Earth

Or maybe, it’s the Earth

I am the very best!


Ah, with just one brushstroke,

You can see all of the codex of the world

My author says all fantasy is derivative!

Descending upwards?!

To get the rhythim of the song just type Hetalia ending 2 into youtube. If this thread asks too much or is too boring I invite anyone to delete. This is just a whim really.

 

[mystmoon]

You want to make Discworld Marukaite Chikyuus? (here are a load of examples)
sounds fun!
I'll try a witches one

Hey, hey, Nanny, give me scumble
Hey hey, Granny, hey hey, Granny
I just can't forget the taste
of that Lancre hotpot I had before!

Draw a circle, that's the disc!
Draw a circle, that's the disc!
Draw a circle, that's the disc!
I am a Lancre witch!

Ah, a beautiful world
That can be seen with one stroke of a brush
Magic is never as simple as it seems
It can often make things worse!

Damn that was bad. Fun though! I may do another

 

[Willem]

I was confused before.

This makes it worse.

 

[Beyond Birthday]

Yeah >.> If you find the idea of an anime using national stereotypes and depicting tragedies as vacations then don't watch it. Seriously. DON'T.

 

[mystmoon]

It's Hetalia fan base
One popular fan thing to do with the Hetalia theme is to rewrite it for different countries and characters (that's why there are a lot of versions on that link)
I think what BB is suggesting is rewriting it for other characters? (love your Eragon one btw) so I wrote a vague Lancre one.
The base goes like
Hey hey [male] give me [drink]
Hey hey [female] hey hey [female]
I just can't forget the taste
of that [food] I had before!

Draw a circle, that's the earth!
Draw a circle, that's the earth!
Draw a circle, that's the earth!
I am [insert name here]

Ah, a beautiful world
that can be seen with one stroke of a brush
[Two lines that are specifically about the character
but make sure you can hold the last note for a long tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime]

So it's a fill in the blanks song, see?

EDIT COS I DON'T WANNA DOUBLE POST: Yeh, Hetalia can be really offensive, but that just makes it funnier! Yeh, I know it's a bit flippant about world affairs but it has it's serious side! (American Revolution anyone?)
FYI we have a Hetalia thread in the TV section, it's here

 

[deldaisy]

Your Witches one was very clever Myst.

 

[mystmoon]

ithankyou! *bows* And for my next trick

Hey hey Colon, give me beer!
Hey hey Nobby, hey hey Nobby
I just can't forget the taste
of that sausage inna bun I had before!

Draw a circle, that's the disc!
Draw a circle, that's the disc!
Draw a circle, that's the disc!
I am a member of the Watch!

Ah, a beautiful world
that can be seen with one stroke of a brush
Ankh Morpork is a city of many levels
All of them criminal!

You may now shoot me for inflicting this on you twice!
Is it bad that I can actually sing these?

 

[deldaisy]

Great!
Do Death! Do Death!

 

[mystmoon]

Well, I blame you if it doesn't do him justice!

Hey hey Albert, give me tea!
Hey hey Susan, hey hey Susan
I just can't forget the taste
of that curry I had before!

Draw a circle, that's the disc!
Draw a circle, that's the disc!
Draw a circle, that's the disc!
I am the one called Death

Ah, a beautiful world
that can be seen with one stroke of a scythe
I may appear scary, but I can assure you
Non Timetus Messor!

Those last two lines were hard! Does someone else want a go?

EDIT: I changed a few lines cos it was annoying me

 

[deldaisy]

That was brilliant Myst

 

[BaldJean]

Hey hey Carrot, give memy badge!
Hey hey Sybil, hey hey Sybil
I just can't forget the taste
of that pancake I had before!

Draw a circle, that's the disc!
Draw a circle, that's the disc!
Draw a circle, that's the disc!
I am a member of the Watch!

Ah, a beautiful world
that can be seen with one stroke of a brush
Ankh-Morpork is a city ruled by Vetinari -
They just can't find a twisted-enough rope!

I am the duke of Ankh-Morpork,
But I bloody hate to be a duke!

 

[mystmoon]

Like it, BaldJean! Can ask though, which of the four lines at the end are the real last lines? I sang it through and they both work though!

Someone restrain me!

Hey hey Ponder, give me tea!
Hey hey Archchancellor, hey hey Archchancellor
I just can't forget the taste
of that 10 course meal I had before!

Draw a circle, that's the disc!
Draw a circle, that's the disc!
Draw a circle, that's the disc!
I am a wizard at UU!

Ah, a beautiful world
that can be seen with one stroke of a brush
Dealing with other dimensions may seem dangerous
But I'm sure this can't go wrong!

Argh, I'm annoyed, Archchancellor is technically too long for the lyrics to fit the song, should I sub it with Dean or something?

 

[Beyond Birthday]

I decided to show a Star Trek themed one. Since it's about planets I had to modify it a bit. This one is for Bajor.

Hey hey father give me Raktajino
Hey hey mother hey hey mother
I just can't forget the taste
of the rations I had before!

Draw a circle, there it is!
Draw a circle, there it is!
Draw a circle, there it is!
I am of Bajor

Ah, a beautiful world
that can be seen with one stroke of a brush
I'll never stop fighting!
Ah Bajor~!

 

[Beyond Birthday]

And one more for the Trek universe version of Earth.

Hey hey daddy give me root beer
Hey hey mommy hey hey mommy
I just can't forget the taste
of that ice cream I had before!

Draw a circle, look closely!
Draw a circle, could it be?
Draw a circle, you can see!
I am the planet Earth!

Ah, such an ideal world
that can be seen with one stroke of a brush
A cashless society is the best!
Simply splendid~!

 

[Beyond Birthday]

One more. This time for Ferenginar (basically sexist merchants for those who don't know).

Hey hey mother chew my food!
Hey hey mother hey hey mother
I just can't forget the taste
of those tube grubs I had before!

Draw a circle, add some rain!
Draw a circle, just the same!
Draw a circle, this is my claim!
I am Ferenginar

Ah, such a profitable world
that can be seen with one stroke of a bargain brush
A contract is a contract is a contract!
Between Ferengi~!

 

[mystmoon]

I'm gonna write a forum one. Who wants to be in it?

 

[ShadowNinjaCat]

How about one about you?

 

[mystmoon]

I need at least two other names though, so any volunteers?

 

[ShadowNinjaCat]

You can use mine ,but I don't know what you could say about me though...probably not much ,so if you can't think of anything for me it's ok

 

[mystmoon]

Meh, you can feed me need at least one more person to volunteer tho :twisted: