I just finished re-reading Jingo... what an awesome book. I found a couple of new things that I didn't think about before, which I'd love to share.
There were also some hilarious moments...
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* Early in the text it's revealed that Leonard has discovered how to produce the Discworld equivalent of a nuclear weapon. So when Vetinari takes a submarine to Klatch, carrying an important package that will end the war quickly, in a sealed tube... it turns out to be Ankh-Morpork's document of surrender.
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Funny Moments
* The scene in the war room:
"Why are our people going out there?" said Mr Boggis of the Thieves' Guild.
"Because they are showing a brisk pioneering spirit and seeking wealth and... additional wealth in a new land," said Lord Vetinari.
"What's in it for the Klatchians?" said Lord Downey.
"Oh, they've gone out there because they are a bunch of unprincipled opportunists always ready to grab something for nothing," said Lord Vetinari.
"A masterly summation, if I may say so, my lord," said Mr Burleigh, who felt he had some ground to make up.
The Patrician looked down again at his notes.
"Oh, I do beg your pardon," he said, "I seem to have read those last two sentences in the wrong order..."
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* Lord Vetinari juggling and shilling a game of guess-which-cup-the-egg-is-under. Later revealing that he actually never learned to juggle, and he always knows where the chicken is. After running Ankh-Morpork with even a small measure of efficiency, what he's just pulled off is a cake-walk.
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* Any time that Vetinari finds something amusing is also usually pretty epic - especially when it comes across pretty subtly/ambiguously. For instance, when Vimes says, "In my opinion, no surgeons anywhere have cleaner sawdust on their floors than the ones in this city," Vetinari coughs, which is
possibly because he's trying not to laugh at Vimes' zinger, or maybe he's just trying to redirect the conversation. It's always fun to pay attention to Vetinari's tendency to cough/look away/cover his mouth whenever Vimes gets off a clever line.
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* Leonard of Quirm offhandedly makes a comment quite pertinent to the story, and Vetinari makes it halfway back through his elaborate trap system after leaving the room before it registers. He then comes back as quickly as possible, straightens himself out, comes in, sits calmly down and says, "You did WHAT?!"
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* Lord Vetinari, under arrest for treason, asks if it's possible to be dragged through the streets in chains on a hurdle. Nobby reports from the sports shop that they don't have hurdles but they do have a small trampoline. Just imagine Lord Vetinari bouncing up and down while maintaining a perfectly deadpan expression...
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* That scene at the end – where in the middle of Vimes leading the parade again, an unlicensed theft occurs and he gives chase, leading to a bit of confusion as everyone else follows suit. The poor thief looks behind him to see half of Ankh-Morpork's upper class bearing down on him.
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Moments of Pure Awesome
* Vimes (and half the other characters present) at the climax — he arrests two entire armies (including his own side) as they stand on the battlefield, charging them with breach of the peace, loitering with intent, loitering within tent, malicious lingering... oh, and carrying a concealed weapon, simply because he was in the tent,
and therefore couldn't see the weapons they were carrying. He also arrests the leader of the opposing army for murder and threatens to shoot the leader of Ankh-Morpork's army...
...at which point Captain Carrot organises
a football game.
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* The knife-juggling stunt, which consisted of Vetinari juggling three melons and three knives at the same time (it is pointed out that this is harder than six of either item, because of the differences in shape and weight). He then goes on to use the knives to cut the melons in half in midair. Furthermore, on the next page, he claims that "Until now, I've never tried it."
(That is, he's never tried juggling - of any kind - but apparently it's a cake walk compared to running Ankh-Morpork. His excuse? "One simply knows where the objects in question are, and where one wants them to be. What more does one need?")
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* This exchange:
Prince Cadram: Well, Sir Samuel, when I raise my hand, the men behind me will cut you d-
71-Hour Ahmed: I will cut down the first man that moves.
Prince Cadram: Then the second man that moves will kill you, traitor!
Captain Carrot: (Drawing sword) They'll have to move
very fast.
Commander Vimes: Any volunteers to be the third man? Anyone?
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A moment of pure heart-warming
* It is a small thing, but... Lady Sybil has been occupying her mind with knitting socks for Vimes.
'Er... how long do you think my legs are?'
'Um...' She looked at the knitting. 'Do you need a scarf?'
... and a couple of pages later, when Vimes has been summoned to an audience with Vetinari (accompanied, of course, by Sybil)...
"Good evening, Sir Samuel, and may I say what a nice scarf you're wearing." *LOL*
(Again, it's a small thing... but the scarf would probably be quite long by now. Perhaps it's a reference - conscious or unconscious - to Dr Who?)
Anyway, I've been going on for a while. What do you think?