Was it all a dream?

[poohcarrot]

Could have sworn I just read 6 posts by an illiterate AI spambot called curl. I was just about to register for his site and start posting offensive comments on his forum, but it vanished!!

Must be my age, I'm cracking up.

 

[Tonyblack]

I zapped the posts almost as fast as curl could post them. They really were nonsense. I've asked Jason to ban him/her/it.

The TV, film, theatre forum is a popular place for these spambots. Presumably they search for certain films or TV shows so they can peddle their crappy download sites.

I always tend to be suspicious of any new member that posts straight onto this part of the forum and doesn't even mention Discworld.

 

[poohcarrot]

I'm always suspicious of anyone who writes complete nonsense like curl did. For example, pip or Del. They both write complete nonsense. I wouldn't trust either of them as far as I could throw them, if I were me.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

But........... you are you.

 

[poohcarrot]

And I certainly don't trust me. :twisted:
Have you seen the nonsense I come out with?

 

[raisindot]

DEAR SuR:

My name is PuriTy Ironstone. I live in Coperhead but am a Deepdowner who never comes up the surfase. My uncle Albrecht Axemaker recently passed in Ankh Morpork and has left me his restaurant, Rats-R-Us, which is valued at $AM 4,000. Since I will never be able to take over this property, I would like to sell it to You for only AM $100. If you Are Interested, pleeze send AM$ 100 to me in real coins (no paper money or stamps pleeze) to Purity Ironstone, The Old Mine, Copperhead, Uberwald. When I geT the Monee I will send you the Title to the Store.

 

[poohcarrot]

 

[Tonyblack]

I'd have been more suspicious if it was from Howanderland.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

And I certainly don't trust me. :twisted:
Have you seen the nonsense I come out with?

Unfortunately, yes.

 

[Tonyblack]

I was very suspicious of Pooh when his first ever post was praising Pyramids.

 

[pip]

I'm always suspicious of anyone who writes complete nonsense like curl did. For example, pip or Del. They both write complete nonsense. I wouldn't trust either of them as far as I could throw them, if I were me.

is it worse to post complete nonsense without an agenda.

 

[Batty]

I was very suspicious of Pooh when his first ever post was praising Pyramids.

 

[pip]

Hi everyone,

I'm an ex-pat who's been living in Japan for the past 14 years.
I've been a fan since Pyramids came out.

Akemashite omedetto (Happy New Year in Japanese)

It sounds so innocent . Goes to show you never know.

 

[Doughnut Jimmy]

I was very suspicious of Pooh when his first ever post was praising Pyramids.

That doesn't sound like him at all, how things change!

 

[poohcarrot]

In my first post I nailed my colours to the mast. I mentioned Pyramids, and insulted "crazy creationists".

Hi, and may I say what a relief it is to have found a place where everyone is nearly as mad as me!

 

[poohcarrot]

Have a copy in the post but wanted to get a second reading copy but none of the bookshops in Dublin had it yesterday. Very strange really considering they had a million smiling Blairs in each window.
Hopefully this will be amended or has anyone come across this problem.

It sounds so innocent . Goes to show you never know.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

I was very suspicious of Pooh when his first ever post was praising Pyramids.

I've always thought of Pooh as a man of very great taste.

 

[Tonyblack]

That depends on how you cook him.

 

[pip]

That depends on how you cook him.

eat pooh

 

[Bouncy Castle]