Ah yes, Bethesda and their buggy games ... which results in things like guards in The Imperial City running down the street in the Docks District, jumping (as if from a TRAMPOLINE) into the bay, swimming a bit, and then asking me: "Have you seen Armand Christoff?"
Not to mention Dragons in Skyrim flaming -- and flying -- BACKWARDS.
Don't get me wrong, Oblivion and Skyrim are fun games. But little oddities like this ... wow.
Oh, and what about the conversations in Oblivion? I understand it's programmed, but ... oh, the inanity.
"GOOD TO SEE YOU!"
"What's going on with you?"
"I saw a mudcrab the other day. Nasty creatures."
"I've heard others say the same."
"So long."
"See ya."
No further comment, m'lud ...