Footnotes*

[RathDarkblade]

Hmm... *thinks* That's a tricky one. It wouldn't be Carpe Jugulum, would it?

 

[raisindot]

Hmm... *thinks* That's a tricky one. It wouldn't be Carpe Jugulum, would it?

Tisn't.

 

[RathDarkblade]

Hmm.... oh, wait! *light-bulb* It's not so difficult after all - and that's The Truth.

 

[raisindot]

Dat's der bunny! Your turn.....

 

[RathDarkblade]

* The uninitiated may care to know that bashing is much like spotting...

(Sorry, I had to cut off the rest of the footnote or else it would give away the answer. I hope this is ok, but if not, feel free to yell at me and I'll find a different footnote instead).

 

[=Tamar]

I thought I'd read all the books, but that one has me stumped.

 

[=Tamar]

bump

 

[RathDarkblade]

It is Mrs Bradshaw's Handbook, a fun little volume.

Your turn, =Tamar.

 

[=Tamar]

"Such as the Electric Drill Chuck Key Fairy."

 

[RathDarkblade]

Hmm... would this happen to be Hogfather?

 

[=Tamar]

Dat's der bunny. Your turn!

 

[RathDarkblade]

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

 

[=Tamar]

Equal Rites.

 

[RathDarkblade]

That's it! Your turn, =Tamar.

 

[=Tamar]

"Which would have been agonizing."

 

[RathDarkblade]

Is it Eric? About something to do with the Tezumen?

 

[=Tamar]

Nope.

 

[RathDarkblade]

Oh, wait........ ding! *insert light-bulb icon here*

I just listened to Stephen Briggs read this book - it's Going Postal! It's the bit where Moist doesn't get thrown off Boris, bitten, kicked, and eaten for his pains - which would have been agonising.

 

[=Tamar]

You win the prototype Ankh-Morpork one-dollar stamp (offer not valid off-Disc). Your turn!

 

[RathDarkblade]

Hooray! *whips out his magnifying glass and examines the stamp closely* Ooh! It's the very rare one - the one that shows the person leaping to his death from the Tower of Art. Thank'ee! *gleefully stows stamp away*

Let me think... *thinks*

"It is a long-cherished tradition among a certain type of military thinker that huge casualties are the main thing. If they are on the other side then this is a valuable bonus."