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RathDarkblade

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So, right now I'm reading "The Black-eyed Blonde" by John Banville, which is a fairly good Philip Marlowe mystery. :)

No one can do Philip Marlowe like Raymond Chandler but Banville does a credible job. His Marlowe is older, slower, more flawed and more tolerant than Chandler's. He's also more vulnerable to being seduced, but still a knight in sour armor.

I dislike the call-backs to Chandler books, especially The Long Good-bye. It shows that Banville is a little bit afraid of writing Marlowe without telling us about Terry Lennox and his gimlets, a cocktail he invented in the book: half gin and half lime juice over crushed ice, and nothing else. For anyone who hasn't read The Long Good-bye, this might be necessary. But for anyone who has read it (and let's face it, what kind of Raymond Chandler fan are you if you haven't?), it's irritating.

Haven't finished yet (just about), but I'll give it three-and-a-half stars. It'd be higher if it wasn't for all those call-backs to The Long Good-bye.
 

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Done with "The Black-eyed Blonde", and my opinion hasn't changed: it's a fairly good Marlowe mystery, but can't compare to Ray Chandler. ;-p

I've just started reading Hercule Poirot's Silent Night, by Sophie Hannah -- an author who was authorised (sorry) by the Christie Estate to write new Poirot novels.

Unfortunately, I can't find much to recommend here. I've gone through the first six chapters, and so far, I am finding this book utterly tedious and baffling. Inspector Catchpool (Hannah's equivalent of Captain Hastings) is a non-entity whose sole duty is to be tortured by his domineering mother -- really, for a Scotland Yard Inspector, he seems positively stupid -- and Poirot does not show either his usual eccentricity or energy.

The pacing is also incredibly slow. One of the characters is about to give Poirot the two 'leads' that he thought of, only to start complaining about how education in this country has gone downhill, and how Inspector Mackle of the local police is following up the wrong suspects, and so on and so forth. It drove me to distraction, and made me want to bang my head on the table and shout "Get on with it!!!" ... and then, just as things started moving, the suspect's wife entered and muttered something about how she's giving up on him and went away, and Poirot abandoned the idea of the "two leads" and went off after her.

If I hadn't paid for this book, I would seriously consider throwing it into the fire. It doesn't seem worth it. :(

Have you read Sophie Hannah's Poirot books? What did you think?
 

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So, I've decided to ditch my review blog system, possibly for good, for various reasons. So, I'll be commenting on books here. I'll probably be discussing graphic novels and manga more than full-on books for the most part. Then again, I have one hell of a backlog of those...

My latest book is the second graphic novel adaptation of Artemis Fowl and the Arctic Incident. On the one hand, it's not a bad adaptation, and the character designs in many ways are truer to the books. On the other hand, as with Michael Moreci and Stephen Gilpin's adaptation of the first book, the art style is more childish and scribbly, and they leave out a few key plot points, including one vital one during the rescue of Artemis Fowl Senior.

While the previous adaptations by Andrew Donkin and Giovanni Rigano weren't as accurate to the original novels in terms of character portrayal and other appearances (for example, Holly is portrayed as pale-skinned with dark hair, rather than with the nut brown skin and red hair from the original book, and the LEPRecon uniforms aren't green), I feel that both the artwork and the layout was far better. It felt more mature, and there were even easter eggs for older readers (there's a sequence that's a homage to Watchmen in their adaptation of The Arctic Incident), not to mention it felt more like a real science fantasy world.

Honestly, I blame Disney. They were the ones who bankrolled the second graphic novel adaptations, apparently, and while I have heard bad things about the film, which makes these adaptations look stellar by comparison, well, they should know when not to diddle with stuff too much. In theory. Then again, this IS the same company that keeps remaking its old animated films as live action, and then acting surprised when most of them turn out sh** or mediocre.
 
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I thought being shit or mediocre was what Disney was all about? *G*

I'm reading Sparta: The Rise and Fall of an Ancient Superpower, by Andrew Bayliss. It's good fun, just a bit heavy sometimes. You need to be in the proper mood. It's very readable and entertaining. And, obviously, Sparta wasn't at all about chiselled guys in tiny undies and red cloaks yelling "THIS!!! IS!!! SPARTAAAAAA!!!" =P

So what was it all about? Did they really exercise in the nude? And how can anyone glamorise a bunch of brutal meatheads who went around enslaving half the Greek peninsula? Read this and find out! :)
 
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Just read Tim Booth's You Went to Emergency for What?, the sequel to You Called an Ambulance for What? In many ways, it's better than its predecessor, in that there's more comedy, but just be warned, there's some serious sh** in it, and if you're squeamish about medical procedures or injuries, this book ain't for you. Of course, there's plenty to laugh at, like the furry getting too much into character in a fox suit and firmly requesting a litter tray for his urine sample, or the chapter about the dementia patient who is into literally running around, painting everything in sight with...well, let's just say he supplies his own paint, to be delicate. The chapter title is called The Da Vinci Code Brown, if you need a bigger hint...

I'm reading Sparta: The Rise and Fall of an Ancient Superpower, by Andrew Bayliss. It's good fun, just a bit heavy sometimes. You need to be in the proper mood. It's very readable and entertaining. And, obviously, Sparta wasn't at all about chiselled guys in tiny undies and red cloaks yelling "THIS!!! IS!!! SPARTAAAAAA!!!" =P

So what was it all about? Did they really exercise in the nude? And how can anyone glamorise a bunch of brutal meatheads who went around enslaving half the Greek peninsula? Read this and find out! :)
Yeah, I will admit, the Spartans were overglamourised. They had some positives, in that they were progressive (for ancient Greeks) where women's rights were concerned, their pithy comebacks, and their military ability. On the other hand, we have primitive eugenics performed in a callous way, as well as their habit of not only enslaving people, but actually culling the Helot slaves every so often to teach them who was boss. I mean, I enjoyed 300 (both the film and the comic) despite myself, but I'm aware of some of their nastier side...
 

RathDarkblade

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Just read Tim Booth's You Went to Emergency for What?, the sequel to You Called an Ambulance for What? In many ways, it's better than its predecessor, in that there's more comedy, but just be warned, there's some serious sh** in it, and if you're squeamish about medical procedures or injuries, this book ain't for you. Of course, there's plenty to laugh at, like the furry getting too much into character in a fox suit and firmly requesting a litter tray for his urine sample, or the chapter about the dementia patient who is into literally running around, painting everything in sight with...well, let's just say he supplies his own paint, to be delicate. The chapter title is called The Da Vinci Code Brown, if you need a bigger hint...
Sounds like something I might enjoy, seeing as I've been working in healthcare for nearly 20 years.

Alas, all the libraries in my area don't have it. Ah, well. There's always YouTube.

=P

Yeah, I will admit, the Spartans were overglamourised. They had some positives, in that they were progressive (for ancient Greeks) where women's rights were concerned, their pithy comebacks, and their military ability. On the other hand, we have primitive eugenics performed in a callous way, as well as their habit of not only enslaving people, but actually culling the Helot slaves every so often to teach them who was boss. I mean, I enjoyed 300 (both the film and the comic) despite myself, but I'm aware of some of their nastier side...
Fun fact for a Spartanophiles: Adolf Hitler deeply admired ancient Sparta, praising it as history's first and purest racial state. He lauded the Spartans for their strict military discipline, eugenics practices, and the subjugation of a large enslaved population.

Nazi race theorists claimed the Spartans were descendants of Nordic-Aryan conquerors. =P Less ridiculously, Hitler praised Spartan eugenics, specifically their practice of exposing weak infants to protect the strength of the state. He admired how individual citizens completely sacrificed personal life for the military goals of the collective state.

In his unpublished 1928 sequel (Zweites Buch), Hitler noted that a tiny group of Spartans controlled hundreds of thousands of helots purely through racial superiority, viewing this dynamic as a blueprint for empire. (This shows that he was a poor student of history as well as a paranoid megalomaniac, since the Spartan 'empire' never reached beyond the Peloponnese, with the exception of about 10-12 years when they controlled - more or less - most of modern-day Greece).

In an eerie but appropriate parallel, the downfall of the Spartan 'empire' was as swift and total as the Hitlerian empire was. Less happily, Hitler's empire was much more lethal -- and there are, even now, some people (white supremacists, online extremists, and Neo-Nazi groups) who want to resurrect Hitler's Nazi empire and his hateful and harmful ideas.

Happily for the human race (if not so for specific victims of these complete and utter nutbars), these ideas have failed to grow. Thank all the gods and not-gods. ;)
 

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