Worst Puns

[Doughnut Jimmy]

Having heard this shocker in Eric

"Don't you know the classics?" "That isn't one of those Horse Races we're supposed to remember is it?"

I thought we needed a sort of opposite to the favourite quotes thread to share them

 

[Tonyblack]

I don't have the book on hand, but in Wee Free Men Tiffany comments to the toad that he's looking rather yellow for a toad. He replies that he hasn't been well.

He's [wait for it] a yellow sick toad and Tiffany has been told to follow his advice.

 

[Doughnut Jimmy]

Argh!

 

[CrysaniaMajere]

I don't have the book on hand, but in Wee Free Men Tiffany comments to the toad that he's looking rather yellow for a toad. He replies that he hasn't been well.

He's [wait for it] a yellow sick toad and Tiffany has been told to follow his advice.

Oh I've read that one in italian, they must have changed it because the two words so similar in English are very very different in italian, so I missed the ( : ) joke

 

[Doughnut Jimmy]

Sadly that's the kind of humour that can't work in translation when it relies on words sounding similar or having multiple unrelated meanings

 

[Tonyblack]

In Guards! Guards! Vimes refers to the coffee that Harga serves him as: "love in a canoe". It took me a while to get that one, but I thought it was very funny when I did.

 

[Doughnut Jimmy]

I have to admit I didn't get that one till I saw it explained somewhere on here

But I did laugh when I reread it

 

[Tonyblack]

In Thud! the dwarfs wear "clang" instead of "bling" - tht made me chuckle too.

 

[poohcarrot]

(whistles) I'm not going to ask. I understand exactly what he means.

 

[CrysaniaMajere]

In Thud! the dwarfs wear "clang" instead of "bling" - tht made me chuckle too.

: :

 

[Tonyblack]

In Thud! the dwarfs wear "clang" instead of "bling" - tht made me chuckle too.

: :

Bling as worn by chavs.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

In Guards! Guards! Vimes refers to the coffee that Harga serves him as: "love in a canoe". It took me a while to get that one, but I thought it was very funny when I did.

Explanation please!

 

[Tonyblack]

In Guards! Guards! Vimes refers to the coffee that Harga serves him as: "love in a canoe". It took me a while to get that one, but I thought it was very funny when I did.

Explanation please!

No!

 

[Bouncy Castle]

No fair.

 

[Tonyblack]

No fair.

PM sent.

 

[poohcarrot]

Can you send me a pm too?

 

[Lady Vetinari]

Yeah me too?

There was something about a Lead Pipe in UA I read last night ... it was quite funny!

 

[Tonyblack]

Sure - what do you want me to say in it?

 

[Lady Vetinari]

Explain that joke: I will quote the wise old Bouncy Castle

No fair!

 

[Tonyblack]

Ok - to save me sending PMs all evening.

Love in a canoe = f***ing close to water.

I think Sam was commenting on how weak the coffee was.